Dear Eric,
You’re a fucking coward to break up with me on the phone after almost eight years together. Wow! That’s what I get and I have to chase you down to talk to you like a human being. Cowards hide! It’s only a testament to the fact that you’re not a man but a disgusting asshole of a midget. Thank you for wasting my life waiting for nothing. After five years long distance, this is the thank you I get! A big fuck you on the phone. Fuck you disgusting hairy fake doctor who can’t even pass shit. I hope karma gets you. Thanks for dumping me for a brother who doesn’t give a shit about you and gives you used shit. I hope you die alone because you’re a lousy piece of shit who doesn’t even have the balls to talk to me in my face. Thank you for wasting my time. I curse you and you’re family of fat fucking midgets. Good luck to whatever bitch gives you the time of day because you are selfish insecure fat disgusting human being with no soul. I can’t believe I waited, cried and begged you to be with me when I should be happy my children won’t have your bad genes. One day you’ll regret letting me go but it’ll be too late because I’ll find a real man who knows how to treat someone who loves him. Not like you letting your little ego dominate what real love is. You don’t deserve my love or anymore of my time. There’s a special place in hell for people like you. Enjoy!